Here are some mean names that this little baby has had applied to her by her cruel, uncaring parents:- Cheeto: Because when she was born she was lumpy and orange.
- Editorial cartoon: Something to do with the size of her head in relation to her body, as I recall.
- Raisin: Because she's plump, wrinkly and sweet.
- The Leech: As she's been attached to her mommy and stealing her nutrients for the last ten or so months
