Once upon a time I made up a song about Violet that went something like this (this may look familiar to some of you):
Stinky, Stinky, Stinky-butt-pee-yew,
I think you're stinky
Yes I really do
I'm gunna punch you in the belly
Because you are so smelly
I think you're cute
Even when you poot
You Stinky-butt-pee-yew!
I sing her this song several times a day, and often refer to her as Stinky. Sometimes I call her Stinky-Butt-Pee-Yew. Wilson has taken to calling her that too, except when he says it, it comes out "Stinky-Bee-Bop-Beeyew".
Obviously that's a much more charming nickname, and so now we all call her Stinky-Bee-Bop-Beeyew. Even in public.
Poor baby.
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